tl;dr: it’s a matter of a day or two until Jenkins is back, I hope
Back story: our old Jenkins setup was stuck at a version with known vulnerabilities (and automatic exploits that are popular in the crypto currency miner^Wfreeloader community…).
We’re very close to upgrading to Jenkins 2, but we have to rewrite our jobs because the job dsl plugin was dropped :-/
Sneak preview (currently locked down until we harden the config further):
Alas, the 90s chic look was preserved for 2.0.